Friday, August 05, 2005

What is the first thing you will do after a trip?

Other than the following, what else will you do?
1. Unpack;
2. Put the presents and gifts in a basket; and
3. Put away the dirty clothes into the laundry basket.

For the girls
1. Try on the new clothes and admire yourself in the mirror;
2. Try on the new accessories and admire yourself in the mirror;
3. Check the condition of your skin ... is it dry, burnt, etc;
4. Count the number of new zits on your face;
5. Put on a face mask ... STAT;
6. Check the condition of your hair and do D.I.Y hair treatment, if necessary;
7. Call up your best girlfriend and tell her about your trip;
8. Check your weight;
9. Have a good and relaxing shower; and
10. Check your manicure and pedicure and decide if they need any repair.

Haha, sounds very bimbo hor. Erm, I'm guilty of some of the above.
Realised I kinda tanned now. My skin is rather dry and I have quite a few new zits on my face. My hair's rather dry and frizzy too. =(
I put on 2 kg. =)
Kinda glad that I put on weight cos I was under alot of stress before this trip that I lost 2 kg.
I'm back to my normal weight now. =)))

Sigh ... 女人真難做 ...
Just remember the favourite phrase that all pretty actresses like to use ...
世上沒有丑女人, 只有懶女人.

Haha, I think this is a phrase only pretty/beautiful women would use. Some women are just born with good skin and good features and high metalbolism rate ...

Hmmm, what will a guy do after a trip? Hmmm, here's what I think ...

For the guys
1. Laze on the couch/bed and channel-surf;
2. Laze on the couch/bed and watch your favourite sports programme/channel;
3. Laze on the couch/bed and read your favourite magazine;
4. Report to your girlfriend and tell her you miss her;
5. Scan through all the important/major news in the papers for past few days;
6. Check email;
7. Play your favorite computer game;
8. Have a good shower and sleep;
9. Sleep without having a shower; and
10. Do nothing cos your mother/wife/girlfriend will take care of everything for you.

Muahahaha ... =p

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