Girls Talk

Met up with two galfrens for dinner...

Girl 1 : Hey, I'm curious. How many ex-boyfriends do you have?
Girl 2 : Erm, serious ones or not serious ones?
MA: Wait a minute. Maybe you should start by telling us your definition of serious relationships.
Girl 1 : Er, a serious relationship is one that lasts more than three months...
Girl 2 started counting... Finally, she stopped.
Girl 2 : Five.
MA & Girl 1 : Hahaha... We thought you have more than that.
Girl 2 : No lah...

Girl 2 : So, how are you and your boyfriend?
Girl 1 : Er, which one? The one you met the other time?
Girl 2 : Ya...
Girl 1 : We broke up. I'm now with my new boyfriend. Almost a year already...
Girl 2 : Oh, okay?
Girl 1 : Ya, guess we are...

Girl 1 & 2 : SO, how about you?
MA : Erm, still the same?
Girl 1 : Ya, please tell me something new... I have been hearing that for the past four years...
MA : Erm, I'm not normal. I'm a lesbian??? Muahahaha... No lah, I'm still at the same company, I'm still the same, I'm fine...
Girl 1 : Are you seeing someone?
MA : No.
Girl 1 : Why not?
MA : No suitable ones?
Girl 1 : Choosy?
MA : No.
Girl 1 : Then?
MA : Erm... just no lor...

Girls talk...