My new name ...

I have a colleague ... and I HATE her.

Cos she is always on medical leave.
Cos she never does her work properly.
Cos she always leaves all the shitty work to her buddy.
Cos she will sometimes leave some shit for me too.

And I HATE her even more now ...
Cos I have been mistaken for her MANY TIMES.
Apparently, we look alike from the back.

To irritate me, my colleagues called me by her name?!?!
This is the last straw...
I was PISSED and I went.

"Erm, please do not associate me with her. This is last time I'm telling all of you... Dun ever call me Vivi again. I rather be called ... Mary, Lucy or Lulu. Choose one..."

Great, I have a new name ...

I'm Lulu ...